40 Funny T-Shirt Sayings Aussies Actually Get

A good funny t-shirt does half the talking for you. Whether you're after a gift, a laugh, or something to wear to the pub, here are 40 funny t-shirt sayings — from bone-dry sarcasm to proper Aussie humour. Print any of them on a premium tee, or use them as a jumping-off point and make your own.

Sarcastic and dry

• I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
• Of course I talk to myself — sometimes I need expert advice.
• I run on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate timing.
• I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
• My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
• Not all who wander are lost. Some are just avoiding people.
• I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
• Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.
• I have a great work ethic. I'm just anti-work.
• Mildly annoyed, fully caffeinated.

Aussie humour

• Straya. Where it's summer and on fire.
• Bit of a legend, actually.
• Chuck us a snag, would ya.
• Powered by flat whites and good weather.
• Yeah, nah. Nah, yeah.
• Bloody oath.
• It's not a party without a sausage sizzle.
• Thongs are footwear, mate.
• Fully sick, mate.
• Straight to the bottle-o.

Dad jokes and puns

• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
• I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
• I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
• I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
• Never trust atoms — they make up everything.
• I'm friends with all electricians. We have great current connections.
• I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I'm reading a book on the history of glue. Can't put it down.
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Work and life

• Professional overthinker.
• Powered by deadlines and denial.
• I'm silently correcting your grammar.
• Meeting: an event where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
• Weekend forecast: wine with a chance of a nap.
• Adulting is not my superpower.
• I clean up nice. I just don't clean up often.
• Running late is my cardio.
• I put the "pro" in procrastinate.
• Introvert. But make it fashion.

Make it yours

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